• Meg: What's this?
  • Ed: Scapular. So that if I die in the middle of pre-marital coitus, I don't drop straight to Hell.
  • Hannah: So what are you studying?
  • Meg: ...humanities? [side note: it's the only class I'm currently taking]
  • Hannah: No, what part of humanities.
  • Meg: Oh. Egyptian and Greek culture. Luckily, I just finished rereading Mark of Athena so I think I'll pass that test tomorrow.
  • *facepalm*
  • EDIT: I actually did pass the class thanks to the book series. The bonus question was "Define SPQR."

WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)

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Dear ______,


I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You 

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. 

If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I 

would build a _______ just 

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. 

We could __________ under the stars. 

Love, 
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(P.S. ______________.)


Someone do this please. <3. :3

Halo night with my nerd boys...

  • Meg: Guys! We should go outside and play real life capture the flag!
  • Levi: It's 1:30 in the morning...
  • *15 Minutes Later*
  • Ryan: You know, I think this is the first time I've ever seen a group of gamers stop playing Halo to go play outside.
  • *while playing Rock Band*
  • Meg: You seriously don't know any of these songs?
  • Garrett: Nope.
  • Meg: Bon Jovi?
  • Garrett: Nope.
  • Meg: Fall Out Boy?
  • Garrett: Ha no! Do I look gay?!
  • Meg: Fun fact. Slut was a word originally used to describe a girl that didn't keep her room clean. We are a couple of sluts, you and I.
  • Ryan: That is strange! That word evolved all sorts of wonky!
  • Meg: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "dirty girl."
  • Ryan: Oh yeah! Hehe... Sluts...
  • Hannah: Stomach why are you making noise? You're not hungry! You're bored!!!
  • Meg: Oh a picture of Richard! Look, Hannah. This is another one of my artist stoner friends from high school.
  • Hannah: He kinda looks like Ryan.
  • Meg: That's only because he's stoned.
  • *20th century piccolo duet*
  • Tony: Oh! This sounds like forest music from a video game!
  • Damon: What kind of forests are you walking through?!
  • Hannah: Grant what is this?
  • Grant: What is it?
  • Hannah: It's big and large and in the way.
  • Grant: Probably Brad.